River Main. Stream against, but 14000

Two old ladies walked faster then I was paddling at 1200 today. The stream is hard and its straight on the nose of Kjakan 24 ( the name of my ship ) – but Iv got happy news. 14000 Norwegian kroner in the bag for Red Cross and the missing children project. Dont know why … Read more

Ett tysk ord du må lære deg!!!

Så jeg måtte ha meg noe fiks til skipet og han hyggelige ved kaien i Mainz sa; ”zer gut via Hauptbahnhof”. Jeg vet at det er jernbanestasjon. ”Bahne” vet jeg er toget. ”Strasse” vet jeg er gate og skrives med rar ”S”. Så når “einbahnestrasse” dukker opp som skilting så tenker jeg jahwoll her snakker … Read more

Ich habe grose motvind

Motvind is Norwegian for wind against you… I want to hold 6 km in the hour. 7 is nice. 8 is great ! But the wind from my own Norway in the north pushes 4 to 5 km in my face. So Im on bad pace. Try standing on the ice with your pub shoes … Read more

Ich bin in Worms

300 km done. Taking a hard right turn up the river Main in two days. Its not a main river. The name is Main and goes to Bamberg where some fine German men have made a channel that connects with Donau ( Danube ) .. So that channel is the reason why you can swim, … Read more

Fantastic traveling tips from me!

So very nice! – its enormous, its cool. You have to go there! What? Where? Well I do see those fantastic first who have donated to the missing children. I see the “likes” but can’t see the money from some pals. I can’t sweat for 10 hours a day and be a free tourist guide. … Read more

Achtung!!

The proof of the river pudding….. The sign says something like; “get your piece of ship up of the water or the turbins will harv you up like a Turkish kebab and you will die and no one will ever find you!..” Bjorn @Heidenstrom ,a nd if your a old pal; Donate now. If your … Read more

The hardest day

As you can see, if you want to see… 😉 The hardest thing is to carry 25 kilo around water ports, and to walk ca 6 km with the same 25 Kilo to find a sleeping place. It brings my speed on the board down to 3 km pr hour. When Im on the board … Read more